*A limerick sampling

"Chris" by Megan
There once was a boy from Lodi*
Who liked to wear Mickey Mouse ties.
His sun-darkened cheeks
And striking physique
Made Megan heave quite a sigh.
(*this was as far as I got. Jacob wrote the rest.)


by Kathryn
There once was a girl who loved green,
Chocolate and U2 were her thing.
She also loved Chris
Especially to kiss,
And, therefore, Chris gave her a ring.


by Brynn (last line by Jacob)
In the Rawlins' fam there was a moose
Who had more than just one screw loose.
More looney than ever
She thought she was clever
When she caught Chris in the marital noose.


by my roommate Jen (filled with personal jokes)
There once was a roomie so fruity
Who thought every boy had a cootie.
Now she's ditched single-land
For a gold wedding band.
And to you, Meg, I say, well...Zootie!


by Aunt Karen
Carrie and Megan were roomies
Now they are both with groomies
No more imaginary dogs
Or talking to frogs
Now they are hoping for baby boomies.


by Tammy (not strictly a limerick, but one of my favorites)
Chris and Megan are a cute pair
Who have some things in common.
When Chris is cookin', I know they will share
Many large bowls of Top Ramen.


by JoAnn (Mom)
There once was a guy named Chris
Who wanted a maiden to kiss.
He looked and he looked
And then he got hooked.
And Megan lost the title of "miss."


also by Mom
There once was a man named Chris
Who wanted a Megan to kiss.
When it happened quite late
On their second date,
He said, "I've never been kissed quite like this!"


by Carrie, Michael, and Karen
At Marsha's baptismal dunk
Is where Megan saw her hunk.
He thought she was fine
And said, "She'll be mine."
And Chris gave up being a monk.