It's the Clone Army Band!!
The vocalist
The lead gun-tarist
The drummer
After creating this band, Ammon wrote their first song. (Keep in mind, you Star Wars purists, that Ammon is only 9 and has not been allowed to see all episodes of the Saga. I will check my spelling.)
We're here to tell you about Star Wars.
It starts out with Qui-Gon Jinn
In battles, he would win
And he found Anakin.
He was killed and died.
Now he's totally fried.
Obi-Wan trained Anakin as a Padawan.
As he grew, many battles he won.
But he became Darth Vader
The great, big, fat hater.
He hunted and killed all the Jedi
So now they're in their death-beddy-bye.
But Jedis were still there
They grew little gray hair.
Since they were outnumbered, it was not fair.
But the Sith did not care.
And Obi-Wan was killed and died.
So now, he, too, is fried.
And this Jedi did no yoga
His name was Master Yoda.
He trained young Luke
So he would not puke.
He went to face Vader
The great, big, fat hater.
Darth Vader cut off his hand
I'm telling you: I wrote this song with my Clone Army Band!
Luke's knowledge of the force got stronger
So his force lasted longer.
He faced Darth Vader again
This time he could win.
The Emperor shocked him.
The Emperor was a good fighter.
He was like a big, fat spider.
And Darth Vader destroyed him.
So the Emperor is in his coffin.
Anakin brought balance to the force.
That power was an energy source.
Don't worry, this won't take long.
Because now it's time to end our song.
Thank you, Coruscant! You've been a wonderful audience! (I added this part in. I probably will regret that.)
4 comments:
We love it!
I laughed. He is funny.
That is really impressive and powerful. I think he may have a future in Jedi drinking songs.
that is so awesome!
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