I promise we do more with our kids than force them to clean their own messes.
Nathan is 4.
Sarah is 6.
Ammon is 8.
1. What is something daddy always says to you?
N. Clean our rooms.
S. Clean your room.
A. Cool, man.
2. What makes daddy happy?
N. Cleaning our rooms.
S. Our rooms clean.
A. If we clean our rooms.
3. What makes daddy sad?
N. Not cleaning our rooms.
S. Our rooms messy. That makes him mad.
A. If we don’t clean our rooms.
4. How does your daddy make you laugh?
N. He dances funny. And when he plays "Fly and be free" with us. And that makes me happy.
S. He tickles us.
A. Shakin’ his bum.
5. What was your daddy like as a child?
N. He liked making fires.
S. He liked to play with Doug.
A. He always got in trouble with Doug.
6. How old is your daddy?
N. 26.
S. 36.
A. 36.
7. How tall is your daddy?
N. 26 tall.
S. 52 30 a million.
A. Not a 100 feet. 1 meter?
8. What is his favorite thing to do?
N. Clean our rooms and throw away toys.
S. Have our rooms clean and go fishing.
A. Go fishing.
9. What does your daddy do when you're not around?
N. Eats.
S. Throw away our toys.
A. Working on the computer.
10. If your daddy becomes famous, what will it be for?
N. He’s so good at something.
S. Movie maker.
A. A movie star.
11. What is your daddy really good at?
N. Singing.
S. Jump roping.
A. Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
12. What is your daddy not very good at?
N. Not good at painting.
S. Hula hooping.
A. Hula hooping.
13. What does your daddy do for a job?
N. He goes to work.
S. He goes to work. He teaches Westridge Academy.
A. He’s a musician.
14.What is your daddy's favorite food?
N. Spaghetti
S. Fish.
A. Doughnuts.
15.What makes you proud of your daddy?
N. Cleaning our rooms!
S. Not throwing away our toys.
A. Picking me up from Scouts. I love it when he picks me up from Scouts.
16. If your dad were a cartoon character, who would he be?
N. Bumblebee (Transformers)
S. Captain Jack Sparrow
A. Little Charlie Bucket
17. What do you and your daddy do together?
N. Play together.
S. Go on dates.
A. We go to football games, go to Chinese restaurants, and Arctic Circle to get fish there.
18. How are you and your daddy the same?
N. We’re both boys.
S. We’re both good jump ropers.
A. We’re both boys.
19. How are you and your daddy different?
N. He doesn’t mess up the house.
S. He’s darker than me.
A. He’s black and I’m pretty light.
20. How do you know your daddy loves you?
N. He plays with me.
S. He says so.
A. He always says that.
21. What does your daddy like most about your mom?
N. She cleans our rooms.
S. That you help clean the kids’ room.
A. He loves her. They go on dates together. They’re both black. Ha ha ha.
22. Where is your daddy's favorite place to go?
N. Out to dinner.
S. Chinese restaurant.
A. California.
2 comments:
There sure is a lot of emphasis on clean rooms! Although, when you see that he shakes his bum to get the kids to laugh, you realize that he's not that strict.
Very funny. I like the way they used color as what is different. Reminds me of Jacob talking about Africans saying, "That very dark one over there." Now if you'll excuse me, I feel like I need to go clean a room. . . .
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